Scare People with LotR

[Móreadhiel]

Ok i got these from CoE (hopefully everyone knows what that stands for) so im hopeing we can add to this list.


-Start saying the ring poem in black speech when angered.
-Curse people in Elvish
-Start singing in Elvish
-Start writing Elvish.... EVERYWHERE
-Ask the History teacher when you will be learning about the War of the Ring
-Call your friend in the Elvish name in public
-Yell "Khazad-Dum!" In Phy-ed (sorry about spelling)
-quote LOTR
-Tell everyone you are saving for plastic surgery.... to make your ears pointy (whistles and looks far far away)
-Sing LOTR songs to yourself
-when angered yell "You are all going to die!"
-Make drawings of LOTR
-Start playing tig in public.
--Stare into space, when someone notices you, burst out laughing, for no apparent reason. When they ask why you're laughing, launch into a long explanation involving a lot of cast-speech (quotes and stuff that most people wouldn't understand) and pantomiming and Elvish and fragmented speech. as in, "Lembas *laugh* commercial, *don mild british accent* I always called that my lembas commercial, one bite fills the stomach of a grown man and then bret would have drowned and I can imagine myself babbling on and on, could I be more of an airhead-- *strong american accent* but sean was directing the 'copters in *pantomime motioning 'copters in*. Giddown!!" all while laughing hilariously. (*does this a LOT, this is a direct quote*)
--Write your name on assignments in tengwar
--Answer questions from the teacher in Elvish
--Make and wear elf-style robes and dresses (*does this too*)
--Write all over your arm... quotes, tengwar, cirth daeron, JRRT symbol, poems, songs, etc... (I finally let it fade after my arm starting looking like I had a truly massive bruise of blue and black and green...lol)
--Growl and grimace like eomer...
--Wear Elvish hairstyles
--Learn Aragorn's song from RotK... eta earello utulien (etcetera) and sing it a lot
--Sing songs from the soundtracks, hum the orchestral parts... while playing football in PE
--Write formal essays about LotR, elvish, Tolkein, and nething else related
-If people ask where you live/ for your address, tell them Bag End (or other ME locations)
-Name ordinary objects (e.g. a pencil, your shoes) after LOTR characters....Especially good if you loose them "Where's Shadowfax? I can't find my Shadowfax!"
-Renact the battle of Helm's Deep with different peices of your lunch...With sound effects
-Call things My preciousssss (I do this regularly)
-Announce your visiting Lothlorien over Spring Vacation
-If people upset you, start "gollum-ing" at them
-Wear a gold ring on a chain around your neck
-Play Lord Of the Pants.(this REALLY scares them. Believe me, I scarred someone for life. They told me this)
-I tell everyone I'm an elf. They believe me.(that could be because everyone is used to my random babbling and thinks I'm a nutcase.:dizzy
-Tell everyone you were followed by Black Riders
-Make VSD bookmarks
-Quote VSD
Tell everyone that "They are coming!" and run off screaming.
-Relate people to LotR people and scenes (EX: "You remind me of when Aragorn chopped the head of Lurtz!)
-Doodle Elvish EVERYWHERE
-Make a LotR binder (Last Homely House)
-Scream Elvish on the playground in tag or something. (I scream 'Release arrows' in Elvish at girls..even though I am a girl..but I stick with boys...whatever!)
-Laugh at when Orcs die
-You memorized every song from LotR and sing them...a lot
-Say quotes at random moments
-You chant 'Elbereth Githloniel' when in danger.

[Lasswen]

haha i do a lot of those. and i got a couple of new ones from here.

[Móreadhiel]

lol thats great, people are welcome to add to the list!!!

[Móreadhiel]

oh yah some of the comments like about the arrows (I didnt write these so its not like i scream "fire the arrows " in elvish lol)

[Lasswen]

my favorite one is name objrcts after LOTR things and re enact helm deep with your lunch

[Galawen]

Lol ya! Thats hillarious!

[Móreadhiel]

ohh imma start doing that! reinacting helms deep thats cool, i already name things after lotr and such
a nyways any new ideas?

[Lasswen]

Corner anyone who wears a weding ring and tell them they must go on a deangeous quest to destroy it ;D

[childofmirkwood]

i do some of these do not blame me i am a lord of te rings fan;)

[Móreadhiel]

lol being a fan is the point of doing these, and to freke other people out

[Galawen]

yeah, and being scary is fun

[Móreadhiel]

ummm *trying to think of one but having no luck.....*

[Sir Langon]

You know what's funny, is that I do know an Elvish curse, and I use it on some of my friends. The really funny thing is that I only told one of my friends what it means.

[Galawen]

Lol! Swearing at other people in unknown languages is fun

[Lasswen]

Yes it is. Do you know what else is fun? Walking around a forgien city decked out in lotr musical mrechandise and carying several bags that say lord of the rings on them. I got so many weird looks. It was fun!